it shouldn’t have taken so long to upload a fucking video to this godforsaken website (i’m also thankful for this website, so thank you universe even though i swear i can feel my heart palpitate every time i think about how i should go to college and get a life and move this stupid fake website to tumblr, like i even know what tumblr is).

i suppose it seems as tho and is totally probably true that i’m always asking for something impossible in every post, but seriously…can someone please be our web manager something or other personal person with benefits? i invented a new raw cookie recipe. i will cookie deliver. HAND DELIVER DAMNIT!

thanks if you make it! it was further toward the bottom of the awkward scale!